Finally Released from Solitary Confinement

Hello again... Prisoner 6 here.

I was recently released from solitary confinement, and have had my posting privileges restored. I had to recover in the gulag infirmary for a few days before I regained my strength to type.

I was thrown in the hole for 3 months for telling everyone that Dear Leader's administration — based on his name and the proclivities of his number two in command — should be called the "JoHo Administration".

He really got his panties in a wad over that one. She doesn't wear any, for easy access.

Oh crap, they're monitoring me again. Well, it looks like I'm going back in the hole.

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