Finally Released from Solitary Confinement

Hello again… Prisoner 6 here. I was recently released from solitary confinement, and have had my posting privileges restored. I had to recover in the gulag infirmary for a few days before I regained my strength to type. I was thrown in the hole for 3 months for telling everyone that Dear Leader’s administration — …
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Dear Leader engages in genocide… AGAIN

Potato-brained Dear Leader is working very diligently to encourage the genocide of black infants, by striking down President Trump’s landmark “Protect Life” rule. This re-funds the slaughterhouse known as “Planned Parenthood” so that they can carry on with their racist founder’s vision to eliminate all blacks, to whom she referred as “human weeds”. Dear leader… …
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Minimum Wage (and Anyone who Pushes It) is STUPID

Dear Leader is making fools and idiots salivate again. You always get the same thing from glassy-eyed, mouth-breathing, low-information voters… “blah blah minimum wage… blah blah fair… blah blah living wage…”. It’s all nonsense, and their efforts (regardless of how well-intentioned they are) always harm those they are intending to help. Here’s a real-world example: …
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The Definition of Irony is Getting Mad About a Policy YOU Created

Dear Leader issued an Imperial Decree which will end up banning private, for-profit prisons. I find this quite odd that a Democrat would rail against for-profit prisons, since they were the ones to invent Convict Leasing which turns prisoners into literal slaves (to replace the slaves they lost when Republicans ended slavery). Pot, meet Kettle. …
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Dear Leader supports China over our long-term Allies

Today, the Chinese military held a show of force display over the independent nation of Taiwan, violating Tiawan’s coastal autonomy zone and controlled airspace. In true traitor fashion, Dear Leader did absolutely nothing to challenge this act of military aggression. He was, after all, too busy working hard to strip the right of self-defense from …
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