Dear Leader is not only a CHILD rapist, he’s condoning medical rape too

Grab your vomit buckets and get ’em ready. Dear Leader, after a long career of sexually assaulting small children, has expanded his invasions of personal space to include over 100,000,000 (that’s a HUNDRED MILLION) people. His recent UNCONSTITUTIONAL Communist power grab to institutionalize medical rape proves he doesn’t care about Americans whatsoever… as if you …
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Apparently, flag-draped coffins are boring

EXERCISE: Imagine you are Dear Leader for a day. So you’re a borderline brain-dead zombie pretending to be President. You follow every command given to you by your Communist handlers. All you want to do is grope children and eat ice cream. You can’t be bothered to waste what rapidly diminishing time you have left …
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Dear Leader defeated again by rowdy teleprompter while laughing at dead Americans

So Dear Leader had to give a speech where he feigned concern over the lives of American military service members that were lost due to his glaring incompetence, malfeasance, and rapidly spiraling cognitive decline. Because he CANNOT think on his feet — it turns out you need a functioning brain for that, which is exceedingly …
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finally, Jimmy Carter is no longer the Worst US President

Okay. I just broke out of solitary confinement, and since Dear Leader is bungling things up so badly he and his idiot guards are no longer watching the prisoners closely. I’ve managed to steal a propaganda terminal and wire it into the underside of my cell bunk so I can flip the mattress and make …
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Minimum Wage (and Anyone who Pushes It) is STUPID

Dear Leader is making fools and idiots salivate again. You always get the same thing from glassy-eyed, mouth-breathing, low-information voters… “blah blah minimum wage… blah blah fair… blah blah living wage…”. It’s all nonsense, and their efforts (regardless of how well-intentioned they are) always harm those they are intending to help. Here’s a real-world example: …
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Welcome to the Communist Occupation of America

Today is January 20, 2021. This is normally the day when the winner of the General Election is sworn into office and becomes the President of the United States. This assumes several things: The person running for office is eligible to hold The Office of President of the United States. An election occurred, and The …
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