Dear Leader defeated again by rowdy teleprompter while laughing at dead Americans

So Dear Leader had to give a speech where he feigned concern over the lives of American military service members that were lost due to his glaring incompetence, malfeasance, and rapidly spiraling cognitive decline. Because he CANNOT think on his feet — it turns out you need a functioning brain for that, which is exceedingly …
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Joe Biden is a TRAITOR and needs to be punished IMMEDIATELY

Dear Leader just handed over a list of names and locations of people for the Taliban to kill. This makes him an ABSOLUTE TRAITOR and he should be punished according to the United States Constitution… and if I had any say, it would be punishment number 1 on the list – the death penalty. Here …
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finally, Jimmy Carter is no longer the Worst US President

Okay. I just broke out of solitary confinement, and since Dear Leader is bungling things up so badly he and his idiot guards are no longer watching the prisoners closely. I’ve managed to steal a propaganda terminal and wire it into the underside of my cell bunk so I can flip the mattress and make …
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Finally Released from Solitary Confinement

Hello again… Prisoner 6 here. I was recently released from solitary confinement, and have had my posting privileges restored. I had to recover in the gulag infirmary for a few days before I regained my strength to type. I was thrown in the hole for 3 months for telling everyone that Dear Leader’s administration — …
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Dear Leader engages in genocide… AGAIN

Potato-brained Dear Leader is working very diligently to encourage the genocide of black infants, by striking down President Trump’s landmark “Protect Life” rule. This re-funds the slaughterhouse known as “Planned Parenthood” so that they can carry on with their racist founder’s vision to eliminate all blacks, to whom she referred as “human weeds”. Dear leader… …
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Minimum Wage (and Anyone who Pushes It) is STUPID

Dear Leader is making fools and idiots salivate again. You always get the same thing from glassy-eyed, mouth-breathing, low-information voters… “blah blah minimum wage… blah blah fair… blah blah living wage…”. It’s all nonsense, and their efforts (regardless of how well-intentioned they are) always harm those they are intending to help. Here’s a real-world example: …
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The Definition of Irony is Getting Mad About a Policy YOU Created

Dear Leader issued an Imperial Decree which will end up banning private, for-profit prisons. I find this quite odd that a Democrat would rail against for-profit prisons, since they were the ones to invent Convict Leasing which turns prisoners into literal slaves (to replace the slaves they lost when Republicans ended slavery). Pot, meet Kettle. …
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